Chapter 1

Chapter 1

One morning Chels woke up to Karla and Dorothea arguing about whose turn it was to cook breakfast that day, so she decided to go and put a stop to it. ‘

“You guys, seriously what the hell is all this fighting about?” asked Chels.

 “Shut up Karla I am cooking breakfast for the three of us and that is bloody final; do you get me.“  snapped Dorothea.

“Don’t tell me what to fucking do Dorothea, I remember yesterday morning quite frankly you cooked breakfast for us so as of today it’s my turn to do it.” Shouted Karla.

 “You guys stop the constant arguing okay.” Says Chels.  

“Chels stay out of this.” Says Karla.

“But you guys; I want to help to put a stop to you two fighting…..” Says Chels.

“Chels, don’t worry we will solve it ourselves.” Says Dorothea cutting Chels off.

 “But you guys seriously I want to help so please let me in on the situation and tell me whats going on?” asked Chels.

“No and shut up chels you slutty bitch.” Answered Karla.

“Oh you think I’m a slutty bitch well guess what I got news for you KARLA, I am no slutty bitch and I don’t care what you think at all.” Says Chels angrily.

“I’m going to get ready and I am going to go and get a smoothie from the local cafe down the road and I will leave you two bitches to argue over whose turn it is to cook breakfast, so bye bye.”  

“Fine by us, go ahead and do that butch face!” says Karla.

“Karla that’s not very nice calling Chels butch face, and besides do you even fucking know what butch face means?” asked Dorothea feeling annoyed by Karla’s remark.

“No I don’t know okay and I don’t really care about whether it means anything or not.” Answers Karla.

So Chels went and got ready for the day and then she grabbed her handbag which had happened to have her essentials in it, mobile phone, makeup, wallet, sunnies, house keys, car keys and she left the other two to have it out with each other and went to the cafe down the road.

As she was about to leave, she decided to say something to her two friends before she went to the café.

“Karla, Dorothea please let me hope to god you two will be friends again when I return from the café okay, you both mean a lot to me and I hate seeing you both fight for no reason.“ says Chels.                   

“Don’t worry Chels, we are still friends but we tend to have our moments; we will sort this out won’t we Karla.” Replied Dorothea.

“Yep we will sort it out and don’t worry yourself too much, so go and do whatever you had planned girly.” Says Karla.

“Okay.” Says Chels.

So she took her handbag and left to go to the café and get a smoothie; when Chels arrived, she saw Jon, Richie, Tico, David and Alec there hanging out and talking like all men do.

Chels went to the front counter to order herself a strawberry smoothie but the clerk at the front counter was rude to her.

“Hi can I get a strawberry smoothie please.” Says Chels.

“Uh no sorry we don’t do strawberry smoothies or let alone do smoothies.” Says the clerk.

“Yes you guys do; do smoothies I have always come to this place for the smoothies especially the strawberry ones.” Says Chels.

“No we don’t, so fuck off loser.” Says the clerk.

Just then Jon came over to the front counter to order another drink when he heard the clerk swear at Chels.

“Hey that’s not very nice; telling this woman to fuck off; she happens to be here to order what she wants and you’re not going to give her what she wants; show this woman some respect you fuckhead; and give her what she ordered now or else I have the right in mind to be telling all customers not to bother coming here seeing as the customer service is shit here.” Says Jon feeling annoyed.

“And I want another chocolate smoothie as well.”

“No I will not give her what she’s ordered.” Says the clerk.

“Oh thanks a lot you dipstick I am going to die of thirst here and now you are not going to give me the service I deserve!” exclaimed Chels angrily.

“Piss off, you fucking piece of shit.”  Says the Clerk.

“Hey leave her alone, she has a reason to be here and get the service she deserves, by the way I want another chocolate smoothie.” Says Jon getting even more annoyed.

“Fine! I will have your smoothie ready in 15 minutes.” Says the clerk.

“Fine by me.” Says Jon.

“What about me I just ordered a smoothie, are you going to even do my order as well or not you dumbass.” Says Chels starting to feel upset.

“No I am not going to do your order.” Replied the clerk.

“Fine I’m never going to bother coming back here ever again.” Says Chels.

So Chels gathered her stuff together and turned around to leave the cafe to go home as she was walking out she heard someone say something to her.

“Hey wait do you still want to get a smoothie because I can order you one if you want me to?” asked Jon.

Chels turned around to find herself coming face to face with her best friend Dorothea’s ex-boyfriend Jon Bon Jovi whom she happened to have a crush on back in high school and still does have a crush on him.

“What?” asked Chels.

“You heard me.” Answered Jon.

“Oh I don’t think I was listening to a word you’ve said at all.” Says Chels.

“And besides I’ve changed my mind anyways.”

“Changed your mind about what?” asked Jon.

 “I have changed my mind about getting a smoothie and I appreciate you offering, so thankyou and I should be going home now to deal with trying to put a stop to a fight that is happening between two of my best mates Karla and Dorothea.” Answered Chels.

“Omg wait a second I know Dorothea she used to be my girlfriend but we decided to call it quits back in year 10; lol.” Replied Jon.

“What no way; you are joking me aren’t you? Asked Chels.

“Nope I am not kidding you at all; it is the truth lol.” Answered Jon.

“Omg okay i believe you now.” Says Chels.

“That’s good you believe me now.” Says Jon.

“Yep, I know.” Replied Chels.

“I am Chelsea by the way but you can call me Chels for short. “

“Chels, that’s not bad for a nickname I like it a lot; I’m Jon by the way.” Replied Jon.

“Yeah I know I have hated being called by my full name for such a long time; oh god, I have to run home now.” Says Chels.

“Okay you know what I better let you go home then; good luck with putting a stop to the fight.” Says Jon.

“Thanks I will need good luck.” Says Chels.

Well it’s not like you’re going to need it anyways; so Bye now.” Says Jon.

“Yeah you are right; bye now.”  Replied Chels.

So Chels left the cafe to go home and sort her two best friends out and stop them from fighting and hoping they would apologize to each other.